Jimmy "The Greek" here with my week three football picks. Above is a photo taken of Mike Ditka when asked what he thought about my Vikings over The Bears pick. Now on to this week's genius analysis:- Carolina over Tampa Bay. Neil Diamond wrote a cool song about Caroline but none about Tampa. Maybe he could write one after this week about going the first 3 games without a touchdown.
- Minnesota over Chicago. For all you Bears bandwagon fans who think that the Bears are going to the Superbowl- YOU ARE WRONG - the Bears are not for real. For God's sake their quarterback is Rex Grossman.
- Piittsburg over Cincinnati. Kirk Pike's favorite team since Feb.05/06 is to strong to lose to a team with stripes on their helmuts.
- Detroit over Green Bay. Brett Favre is OLD!!
- Jacksonville over Indy. How good can a team be when they celebrate Manning breaking Unitas' team passing record when Unitas did not play for them. Check the history books he played for Baltimore and San Diego. Besides that it took him 9 years to do it - imagine how long it would have took if Johnny did play for Indiananolis.
- Buffalo over The Jets. The Jets have as much chance of winning as Tommy Walsh does of getting a Mohawk.
- Tennessee over Miami. I can not pick a team whose colors are aqua-marine and peach.
- Houston over Washington. Dallas has a bye week so one team from Texas has to win.
- Baltimore over Cleveland. It is Johnny Unitas day in Baltimore this Sunday.
- Giants over Seahawks. A Seattle man won $85,000,000 in the powerball lottery this week and when the media asked what he thought he said, "why can't the Seahawks get any respect?"
- Philly over San. Fran in the worst game of the year. I have about as much interest in watching this game as I would watching my ex-wife break into my house with her new boyfriend and start going at it in front of me on Christmas morning.
- St. Louis over Arizona. Anyone who thinks Arizona will win probably believes in other stupid things also. Like Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny or God.
- Denver over New England. Jake "The Snake" has recruited Damian to play on the O-line this week.
- Atlanta over The Saints. New Orleans is sinking and they don't know how to swim.
posted by jimbuff @ 10:02 AM
6 Comments:
You took Miami last week you Yogi Bear lover
Don't shoot the messanger I only post these for "The Greek", I don't write them.
Jim
And you took Miami the first week. I do believe you must be getting advice from Walsh and Soucy about the miracle comeback the J-E-T-S are going to make this year when Gastineau & Vinne come out of retirement. After a couple a beers on a Sunday I am sure you start to argue about which one of these teams is going to win the Super Bowl
No arguement on who will win the Superbowl because anybody who knows anything about anything knows that The Cowboys are destined to win this year - no arguement; it is a fact!!!
Jimmy the geek would be better
Anonymous must not be a regular reader because all last year when "The Greek" sent me bad picks I would always refer to him as "the geek".
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