"ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL!!!!!!"
"The Greek" is back once again this season for his weekly football picks. I considered retirement but on top of my free entry into the pool for doing these picks, Ev racked his big head and also decided to give me a $100.00 bar tab at the hideaway to continue sharing my expertise for the lesser knowledgable people in the pool. Now on to the picks for opening week:

- Miami over Pittsburgh. Most people reading this might think that I am crazy to go against the reigning champs but most people are fools. In 7 of the last 8 years the champs from the previous year lost their opening game - "Superbowl Hangover".
- Carloina over Atlanta. The only athlete on the planet as overrated as Micheal Vick is Bode Miller.
- Tampa Bay over Baltimore. When two shitty teams play always take the home team. I have as much interest in seeing this game as I would seeing Celine Dion in concert if the doctor told me I had 24 hours to live.
- New England over Buffalo. Buffalo are terrible and deserve to be after letting Doug Fluttie go a few years ago when he was just reaching his prime.
- Cincinnati over Kansas City. Chad Johnson's rain dance after his first touch down will leave the Chiefs more disorganized than normal.
- Denver over St. Louis. Jake "The Snake" is back baby and ready to DDT the Rams.
- Cleveland over New Orleans. The Browns have a better team.
- Tennesse over The Jets. The Jets are as insecure as a Ferrari in the bronx with keys left in the ignition.
- Philly over Houston. There is only one winning team in Texas and it is not the Texans.
- Seattle over Detroit. Detroit has as much chance of winning this game as Lance Bass does of not being gay.
- Chicago over Green Bay. Ev Walsh's head alone would make a better O-line than what the Packers have.
- Dallas over Jacksonville. Duh!!! Some picks are just no-brainers and do not need an explanation.
- Arizona over San Francisco. They are called the 49'ers because it has been 49 years since they were good.
- Indy over The Giants. The only two athletes more overrated than Eli Manning are Bode Miller and Micheal Vick.
- Washington over Minnesota. I visited Washington once and had a great time. I was never in Minnesota.
- San Diego over Oakland. "Eddy Spagetti" did this pick for me and he added that, "Rolo is an idiot to go for Oakland". I personally do not see what going for Oakland has to do with it.