Buffett's Blog

Random Thoughts from an expert on everything!

Wednesday, December 14, 2005


Jimmy The Greeks picks for week 15:

Tampa over New England because Brady, New England's only good player will be out with a knee injury.
Giants over K.C. because in the last 2 weeks Giants beat Dallas, Dallas beat K.C., so......
Denver over Buffalo because football is a game of inches and that is how Buffalo moves the ball.
Arizona over Houston because last week Houston's coach was marching on the field alongside the band. A majorette threw her baton in the air and then dropped it. A fan yelled, "Hey, I see you coach the band, too."
Carolina over New Orleans. Saints players have a lot on the ball- unfortunately, it's never their hands.
Miami over The Jets. J-E-T-S stands for Just End The Season. And they suck.
St. Louis over Philly. Eagles call it their nickel defense, because that's what it's worth.
Pittsburgh over Minnesota. The Bus will conquer The Love Boat.
Indy over San Diego because the only way the Chargers can gain yardage is to run their game films backward.
Seattle over Tennessee. A friend of mine offered me $100.00 to name a player on Tennessee's defense - I sure could have used the money.
Jacksonville over San. Fran. because Jacksonville's linemen are so huge that it takes just four of them to make a dozen.
Bengals over Lions. Lion's loss this week can be summed up in two words: Jeff Garcia.
Oakland over Cleveland because The Brown's offensive line is so good that even their own backs can't get through it.
Dallas over Washington. Dallas will use their favorite play all day this game - the one where one of their players pitches the ball back to the official after he has scored a touchdown.
Atlanta over Chicago. In this game Bear's quarterback Kyle Orton will start praying, and we will hear a distant voice say, "Please don't include me in this."
Baltimore over Green Bay. Green Bay is for real this year!!! Yeah, and Pam Anderson was unjustly snubbed from this year's Emmy's.
Posted by Picasa

0 Comments:

Post a Comment

<< Home

Mesothelioma
Mesothelioma